I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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