Sponge bath it is.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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