we have pet lesbian snakes
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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