I heard we made out
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
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he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
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ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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