What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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