You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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