Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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