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He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
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I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
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My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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