He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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