Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
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You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
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I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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