It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
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Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
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So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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