I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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