you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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