What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
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He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
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What changed your mind?
Being sober
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
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