hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
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I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
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I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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