Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
When are your genitals available?
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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