Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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