is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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