This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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