your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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