Midget sex pt 2 tonight
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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