WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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