The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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