You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
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Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
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He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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