that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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