i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
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Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
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I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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