Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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