Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
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ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
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I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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