i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
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