if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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