So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
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I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
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Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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