so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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