my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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