Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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