FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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