its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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