DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
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Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
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I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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