Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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