can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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