I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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