If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
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Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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