To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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