What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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