I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
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The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
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You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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