At least make sure they are 18
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): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
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He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
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You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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