Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
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Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
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I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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