After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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