AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
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