Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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