so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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