so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
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allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
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Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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