My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
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