i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
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I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
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Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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