I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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