bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
My Higher Power is John Stamos
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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