did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
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Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
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Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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