bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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