Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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