there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
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I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Two words: nipple clamps
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