So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
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So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
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I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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